One Liners

This really shouldn't count as a post, but every week, I'm going to change the one liner underneath the blog title. This post will serve as an archive.

7/1/08-9/2/08: Where Randy Jones has broken Lou Gehrig's 25200 day streak of being the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
6/16/08-7/1/08: Where the Phillies will finally find the key to someone's toolshed.
5/24/08-6/16/08: Where Jon Lester's no hitter is the biggest victory in the fight against cancer since Steve Downie socked Jason Blake.
5/4/08-5/20/08: Where it's okay if Carey Price "gets this out of his system" when he's 20, 21, 22, 23...
4/24/08-5/4/08: Where Alexander Ovechkin is so busy wildly celebrating he has not yet realized the Flyers won.
4/06/08-4/24/08: Where Wes Helms is the player to be named later.
3/31/08-4/06/08: Flash! A-ah... he'll save everyone of us!
3/18/08-3/31/08: Where John Stevens changed my password to fire me up.
3/11/08-3/18/08: Where Martin Brodeur has retired and the Devils didn't make the playoffs.
2/22/08-3/11/08: Where the Flyers have won a shootout.
2/14/08-2/22/08: Where Adam Eaton's contract isn't guaranteed.
2/12/08-2/14/08: Where pitchers and catchers have already reported.
2/4/08-2/12/08: Where 19-0 is attainable.
1/29/08-2/4/08: Where I'm the centerpiece of the Johan Santana deal.
1/21/08-1/29/08: Where Colin Campbell has suspended me for five entries.